Let's celebrate "Everybody draw Mohammed Day"!

May 20th is "Everybody Draw Mohammed Day" -- join in the festivities as non-intolerant assholes tweak the beards, pluck the eyebrows, and twizzle the sticks up the asses of intolerant assholes!

But let's remember. Tolerant or not -- the world can at least stand united in assholery.

Yee haw! It's a Reutin'-tootin' News Roundup!

Republican Nonsuperminority Roundly Critiques Obama's Anti-Asteroid Policy

Reacting to a report released today, Republican lawmakers criticized the Obama Administration for not doing more to protect the planet from asteroids and other "threats from science, such as Darth Vader." Administration officials hailed the complaints as evidence that many Republicans had moved accepted principles of cosmology beyond the heliocentric theory.

British Holiday Inns Allow Guests to Request Sex with Staff

Speaking in multiple double-entendres, Holiday Inn officials "clarified" that "all" "staff" "members" "will" "wear" "clothes" "while" "warming" "beds."


Investor Optimism High...

... As Investors Take Stocks to New Lows

An ending so happy, cats ask for it by name

No doubt these are some extraordinarily happy kittens.

Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
Meow meow meow meow
MEOW! MEOW! MEOW! MEOW!