Dark Matter readers in Boston are warned to leave the city limits as soon as possible. To be safe, perhaps even the state of Massachussetts.
Why?
Because Dark Matter readers are highly intelligent. (A survey has determined that 75% of Dark Matter readers have PhD degrees or better.) And if you are in Boston, you are surrounded by stupid, stupid, stupid people. And even stupider police. And even stupider politicians.
In a related story, makers of batteries and wires were arrested today in a major counterterrorism operation. Readers are advised to keep tabs on this developing story, as the contagion may spread to areas outside Greater Boston.
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