Shotgun Poetry Hits Web in Face and Neck

In other news, poetry arising from the Cheney shooting incident has spread across the web. For example, Firedrake.com's "Dickfest" includes a number of such poetic essays, including the following gems:

Ask not
what your country
can do for you...
BLAM!!!


Shall I compare thee to a flushing quail?
Thou art more orange and sport not a feather on thy head
Yet my drunken wits are rarely known to fail
So stand ye still, and I shall try to shoot thee dead.

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