Friday, July 08, 2005

In Eloquent Statements, Bush Seeks to Mend Ties with Europe

In an eloquent speech today marking the close of the G-8 Summit, President George W. Bush of the United States urged Britons to abandon doubts that "we are winning the war on terror." In a ringing coda marred only slightly by a mispronounciation, Bush declared, "Today, we are all Brutons."

Later in the day Bush attempted to mend frayed ties with France by pointedly ordering "fromage," on Air Force One, unfortunately typoed "frottage" on the menu.

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