Thursday, January 19, 2006

Qaeda Operations Chief Throws Retirement Bash

According to Pakistani officials, Abu Khabab al-Masri, real name Midhat Mursi al-Sayid Umar, 52, invited a number of friends to a gathering in northwest Pakistan Thursday and announced he was retiring from his position in Al Qaeda, the terrorist group led by Osama Bin Laden. Sources say a party then began with a traditional bombing by United States forces.

Many of the party received party favors in the form of artistically shaped pieces of shrapnel, which were inserted quickly into vital organs.

Al-Masri, before departing the scene, said he planned to enjoy his retirement in various places nearby, and said he would look fondly upon his time in the organization.

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