Thursday, February 09, 2006

Conservatives Face Long-Expected Global Armageddon

(Now this, they might find funny.)

An article (in English) from the German magazine sign and sight describes the stirring outrage among liberals after seeing some of their most holy aesthetics, ideals, and imagery trampled upon by fundamentalist assholes all over the world.

Taking up the call, reports are coming in that atheists, feminists, and nonheterosexuals have gathered, chanting, "Death to the fidelious," preparing plans to kidnap women from lives of slavery and forcing them to speak their minds and have opinions, and to force others to not know what others are doing with their bodies in full view of no-one.

More as this story develops.

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