Friday, May 06, 2005

Competing Time Traveller Events Confound Possible Attendees

To the chagrin of event organizers, the majority of RSVPed time travellers did, or will, not attend either Destination Day or The Time Traveller Convention. The "overwhelming" response noted by Time Traveller Convention organizers caused many travellers to change last-minute plans.

"Regrets" messages from time travellers, which will inundate event planners' email accounts tomorrow, cited confusion regarding the space-time coordinates of both events, and concern regarding possible "parking" problems, as billions of time travellers, most of whom were not human, might attempt to enter similarly configured patches of spacetime simultaneously.

Some notes expressed hope that a more flexible environment might be provided for another party, such as the surface of Jupiter or a galaxy consisting primarily of brie cheese.

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