In a stunning reversal of the heirarchies of nature, a young woman was bitten recently by a cat. According to eyewitnesses, the unidentified woman gave the cat a taste of its own cat-nip, by biting the cat on one of its front paws.
Not permanently injured but suitably chastened, the cat later apologized by peeing inside a printer and leaping onto a keyboard causing an email to be sent accidentally.
In other news, George W. Bush, US President (Ret.) blubberingly apologized to the United Nations in an address today, saying he was very sorry for wrecking the world but that he still needed it to drive towards peace and prosperity.
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