Friday, September 02, 2005

Iraqi National Guard Embarks on Mission to Build Democracy in US

The Iraqi National Army is deploying troops to the tyrant-controlled city of New Orleans in an effort to liberate the people of the United States, according to Iraqi President Jalal Talabani. Other nations have offered to join the liberation effort.

In a speech to his people, Talabani remarked, "We have difficult work to do in America. We must bring order to parts of that country that remain dangerous, and the United States Armed Forces, though weakened, are still a strong force to contend with. We may face losses, but we know this is a right cause and our hearts are just. America, we have heard your cry for help and will be with you in your hour of need."

The country had been ruled by a tyrant for six years, who had attacked his own people, engaged in the development of weapons of mass destruction, and directed a puppet representative body, known as the Congress, to enact policies intended to amass oil and other weath for himself and his friends.

Over 40,000 Iraqi National Guard troops will be deployed to the ruined city. Contributions from France, Afghanistan, and the Palestinian Authority will bring troop strength to 150,000 or more.

Louisianian refugees, huddled in squalid concentration camps under nightmarish conditions, said they would welcome the arrival of aid from any quarter.

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